CurbMan

It began on Jan. 17th, 2017. a new guy I’ll call “CurbMan” emailed to say he’s interested in some good head. 5’11” and 175, he said, around 7″. The emails flew back & forth & finally i coughed up my text #.

On Saturday, Jan. 28th, at 7:53pm, he texted:

“Hey it’s me, so are you available tonight?”

“Hi, I am. How about 8:30?”

“OK, send address.”

I did & i added: “people do get lost, so MAP IT!!! be on time. suck u shortly.”

“OK I will be on my way. Are you alone and discreet?”

“Of course, hit the doorbell when u arrive.” questions about whether I’m alone bother me. it’s an invitation to assault or robbery. & that’s why there are surveillance cams & that video doorbell.

at 8:45, I texted:

“I’m canceling because u are 15 min late. Turn around & go home.”

“I’m in the area, I got lost.” i guess putting “MAP IT” in all caps, followed by “!!!” didnt get the point across.

“Too late, go home.” i turned off the porch light then put the water bottle & poppers back in the fridge.

The reason I usually set the “late limit” at 15 minutes is because there are cruel jerks out there who love to string you along, for hours if possible, just to waste your time. If you cant follow instructions & a map & exceed the late limit, too bad for u. it aint my problem. on the other hand, if i know u & u are late, im far more forgiving, unless your lateness creates other problems.

Today, Thursday, Feb. 2nd, i got an email from him that read: “Hello I’m wanting some good Head.  5’11 175 dark skin 7-8in 38yrs.” i dont think he realized he was contacting me again.

My reply: “Hi, yeah, I know, u tried to come over a few days ago, got lost, I told u to go home…. I did tell u to map the directions because folks do get lost.”

“Well you wanna try again? I think I can find you, but you have to send the address again.” So i copied the message that had provided my address, pasted it into a new message & texted it over.

at 9:20, he texted that he was departing & would arrive in 23 minutes. i guess the map told him it would take that long.

24 minutes later, he texted he had arrived, then asked where to park. on the street, I said, then come & hit the doorbell. i watched the surveillance monitor; he did not look up at the cams. seconds later, the doorbell chime sounded.

i opened the door to find this middle-aged black man w/ a small gray-streaked beard. i invited him in. “See? this place is real, im real, the last time i did not misdirect u.” just in case he was wondering. i took a gulp from my water bottle, locked the door & turned off the porch light.

i got on my knees. ready to suck some dick. he faced me & pushed down his sweatpants & underwear. i was staring at his black cock. that’s his pic, above. i put 2 fingers under the head & lifted it to my mouth. i licked my lips & sucked it up!

“are u shooting video?” he asked.

“video? no. there are no cameras in here. go look if u want.” what i said was strictly true. there are no camera in that room. i popped his dick back in my mouth.

he stood there silently while i got his cock hard. it’s a little over 7″ & medium-thick. i took a sniff from my popper bottle & worked his black dick, then i turned my head & took his hairy balls in my mouth. after a couple minutes of wet slurping, i ran my lips along his shaft then got it all back in my mouth!

he moaned. i looked up. his head was all the way back, eyes toward the ceiling. when i do that, its hard to keep my balance. but i kept his dick in my mouth. then he pulled his pants back up & shuffled over to the chair & sat down. he parted his knees.

w/ my recent back problems, i didnt want to put any more stress on my spine than necessary. i asked him to take off his pants, because otherwise they made a barrier. he undid & removed his shoes then his pants & boxer shorts. i went back down on him. then i paused for a popper hit.

i noticed he was holding his cell phone. “I’m gonna play some porn,” he said. his cock has a slight upward curve to it, so it wasnt going down my throat w/ me in that position on my knees. he started a video clip as i worked his cock. i timed my sucking to match the moans of emanating from his cell phone.

back down on his balls i went, but since he was seated it was hard to get at them. he wasnt sitting on the edge of the chair. my left hand stroked his cock while i wetly munched his balls. then back to his big dick, only this time i added my fingers, with thumbs (as usual) stroking the underside as i sucked.

he started moaning. the hand holding his phone fell away. his head rolled backward. he gave me a loud groan. lifted his hips & suddenly his cum flooded my mouth! he came for maybe 15 seconds. i kept my lips sealed around the shaft as it softened, then gulped his load down.

a moment later, he sat up. i handed him a damp wash cloth while i wiped my face w/ the hand towel. he gathered up his clothes, put them on then stepped into his sneakers without tying the laces. i made sure he had everything that he’d come with, we said goodbye, then he left.

i ran to the living room where the cam monitor is. he walked away without a glance at the cams outdoors. apparently he’d not noticed them. i guessed he was just very cautious about being recorded “in the act” when he asked about video earlier. bye bye, CurbMan.

i wiped down the chair then put away the poppers & water bottle. i glanced at the clock. it was 10:05pm.