aleman

Things have been thin around here. let me tell u the story.

First of all, i caught the flu. i hate that shit. i get a flu shot every year but the scientists who formulate the vaccine have to make a best guess about which flu strains will predominate in the coming months. sometimes they’re wrong. shit happens.

while i was sick or recovering, a couple guys hit me up. i told them no. passing the flu to someone else isnt anything i want to do.

after recovery, i heard from a new black man who wanted me at 2 in the morning. i told him im available 11 hours a day, hit me up during that opportunity window. havent heard from him since.

i heard from “FretaMan.” we set up a time to meet but he cancelled when he got called to work. “You are kinda an asshole, no pun intended.” i asked him twice to explain what he meant. no reply. yeah, im the asshole who drove you 24 miles home after our 1st time then drove 24 miles back home. did i ask for gas money? i did not. im only an asshole to people who deserve it. fuck u.

“Tarman” gave me a heads up. he wanted to come over on a Friday nite but later cancelled. he had to stay late at work. i hope he gets paid overtime.  🙂

“MonMan” hit me up twice in 2 days. he said to pick him up, take him back to my house, he’d fuck & cum in me, then i’d have to take him back home. what happened to your wheels, dude? this guy is barely worth the effort. read earlier stories about him. i told him he’d have to drive to me, that im not picking him up. yeah, maybe i am an asshole….

“BriMan” has a schedule that conflicts w/ mine. we are seldom available at the same time. also, he has to take the bus to me. several times since the flu hit me we tried to set up a visit & finally did settle on Tues, Oct. 18th at 1pm. we agreed he would text to confirm before he got on the bus. but no text was forthcoming. didnt work out.

Shit! what do i have to do to get laid around here?

a couple days ago i emailed TarMan & asked when he’d like to visit. this morning he said he could see me tonite. great! i asked, what time? usually, it’s around 10pm. he didnt reply right away.

around 7:30pm i heard from a guy who’d hit me up in July & Sept but had never provided the info my ad asked for (pics, stats, etc), so nothing ever happened. but this time he did provide it. turns out he lives about 2 and a half miles away & has a car. let’s call him “AleMan.” that’s his dick pic, above. We agreed to meet at 9pm. i think he planned to fuck me bareback; i knew TarMan doesnt like sloppy seconds, so if he showed up i’d probably just suck him off twice.

as 9 o’clock approached, he texted, asking to set it back to 9:30. i said ok. at 9:25 he texted that he was leaving. i had everything prepared. the comforter was on top of the bedspread. a towel was on top of that. damp wash cloth was on a hand towel. poppers. lube. candles were lit. porch light was on. he had my address & i had told him to map my location. i figured i’d suck his big black dick in the entryway, seconds after he stepped inside, then go up to the bedroom.

by 9:40 i was wondering where he was. this is only a 5-minute drive. i texted him. he said he’s 3 minutes away. i continued waiting. & waiting. 10 minutes later he said he’d arrived. my directions included that there is a van (remember my rolling playpen?) in the driveway. but his text said there was no van. fuck, he’s on some other street. im thinking, “what part of MAP IT did u not understand?”

fuck this stupid shit. i told him to go home & get someone else. theres no shortage of white dudes around here who’d love to take his BBC, no matter how tardy he might be. but im not 1 of them. TarMan had said he wanted me tonite. when u dont show up on time, u are taking pleasure away from someone else. be on time. go to the right house. this isnt hard to do. i blew out the candles, turned off the porch light & silenced my phone.

then came the knocking at the door. the doorbell. more knocking. texts arrived:

“Come on, im already here, i knocked.”

“Can i just come in please?”

“Just open up really quick.” he included a new dick pic.

“Can i just go in for like 10 min?”

i ignored his ass. he’s 23 years old. 1 reason i like older guys is that they are much less flaky. he finally went away. if u waste my time, i’ll waste yours. im not rewarding his dumb behavior. but i may see him at some future point, after he’s had time to think about what happened tonite. yeah, clearly im an asshole.

what’s up w/ TarMan? i emailed again; no reply. shit.

at 10:03pm, i got an email from “DeebMan”:

“Hey, lets meet up right now.” why not? i asked how long it would take him to get here.

“Um I can be there in 30 mins” i said to come on ahead. cool!! hadn’t seen him in a while.

“JoeMan” texted me at 10:14pm, wanted to come over for 2 or 3 blowjobs. i told him i wasnt available. this is why its a good idea to notify me ahead of time, so i can reserve the time to see u. he said he’d hit me up next evening.

at 10:25, i relit the candles, turned on the porch light, etc.

10 min after that, i let out a long stinky fart. goddamn it. i waved a magazine to disperse the odor. i dont need him walking in & running into that! but he still wasnt here. at 10:54 i texted him: “where are u?” no reply. at 11:05 i emailed him, since he did not answer the text. he replied:

“Had to handle something really quick”

say what? turns out he was still at home. this guy didnt have the common courtesy to notify me that he was delayed. u dont do that shit w/ me. i replied:

“fuck it, im cancelling, stay home, another day.” he did not answer.

Jesus Fucking Christ!

i blew out the candles again. put away the wash cloth, hand towel, the towel on the bed & the comforter. I put the poppers & water bottles back in the fridge. turned off the porch light. turned on the TV to watch the late show.

being a slut is hard work & sometimes very unsuccessful. but bad times dont last forever. things will improve soon. (i hope)…